Harry Potter is NOT Real

Ummm.... Harry Potter has migraines.

Is it just me or is this one of the saddest medical articles ever? I think this even tops Wiiitis. This team of medical researchers read the Harry Potter books and tried to give him a diagnosis... HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! FICTIONAL CHARACTER! (And when I say this, I am quoting Ben Affleck's character in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back--finger movements and silly voice.)

It's embarrassing.

I love that they mention how migraines can be hereditary, but that 'much is not known about Harry's birth parents'... OMG. Again, he is not a real person. Let's not forget that fact.